User:Matt lobster/UnScripts:The Bexley Stabbing

The tail of a teenager stabbed to death in Bexley. In the final scene, Holmes delivers his devastating conclusion.

WATSON: Damn it Holmes if this very overcoat isn't the darndest thing I've ever warn. It's luminosity is most distracting no?

Pensively Holmes pulls down on his pipe

HOLMES: Quiet Watson, my deliberation is imminent.

WATSON: Now just a minute Holmes.

Inspector Claspon looks down impatient, rapidly pushing at buttons on his mobile phones.

INSP. CLASPON:' Is this tom-fucking-foolery heading anywhere in particular Holmes?

Holmes raises the index finger of his right hand and stares intently down through the window.

HOLMES:' Stabbed with his own knife.

INSP. CLASPON: They're safety blankets - shitty ones at that.

Watson holds out his arms and looks down at his new coat.

WATSON: Such an obtrusive hue.

HOLMES: And what is more - this man knew his killer.

INSP. CLASPON: Hardly a man Holmes, he was thirteen.

INSP. CLASPON And we knew that.

HOLMES I ask you what is it you knew Inspector Claspon?

INSP. CASPON Videoed on his friends mobile phone.

HOLMES What nonsense - I say what nonsense.

Holmes breaths the air keenly

HOLMES Where was I?