User:Master Chief Petty Officer

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A brainy man with a brainy picture!
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This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.


Hi, this is a user by the name Master Chief Petty Officer, a fan of the Halo trilogy, Star Wars, Doom and Spiderman. Anyone who is interested in my collection, you are welcome to put messages in this user page!

I am just thinking of putting more dungs into this page, but somehow I have no such time.

*Please note that if you could read the above contents, I am here to congratualate you that you are not blind!

The damn info of this f***ing user[edit | edit source]

  • Real name: None of your business
  • Age: Does it matters?
  • Sex: Look at the name, perhaps it would give you some hint
  • Profession: Will be be nosy to know what I am?
  • Height: It's too embarrassing
  • Weight: 51 kg (that's more like it!)

Infants enjoy infancy, adults enjoy adultery :-)

The user boxes, thanks for the creater![edit | edit source]

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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are.
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This user doesn't care.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is cooler than you.
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stupid Thing[edit | edit source]

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Look at this, I found it more suitable in putting this bullshit into my user page, thanks for this template!


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I'm watching you. Think about what you're doing.