User:Mario Mario/AAA fucks up big time

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22 September 2007

London, England

Breaking news today reveals that AAA, the greatest video game player of all time, fails to beat MySims, a game recently realeased, our reporter Oscar Wilde was at the scene. "I've never seen him react this much.", claims Wilde. AAA was interveiwed after the incident. AAA said, "Whatchoo talking 'bout foo?". He never ammited his failure to anyone.

AAA also said that MySims sucked his 0.9000 inch dick (If he ever had one that small).