This honkey has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader. | |
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. | |
Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. | |
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, | |
but such a menial task is currently outside their job description. |