User:Lux Sky Waker

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Early Life[edit | edit source]

I was born as the third child of Padme Bolshevik in Soviet Russia. My father wore a big black suit to make him look scarier than he actually was and stood on stilts. He had a terrible smoking habit, so the doctor had to remove his lungs. He has had loud breathing ever since. Before his surgery, he led the Great Romanov Purge, making Russia safe for not so bright people, like myself.

This user is interested in free thought as they sure as hell don't want to pay!
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