User:Luvvy/The Zen of Ron

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A cat on a keyboard when The automated tuna delivery system isn't watching is often considered to be quite the nuisance, however this is not always the case. In their obvious lack of vocal chords capable of mimicking human language beyond the occasional meowma and owwwnowwwm and prompts to tidy up their litter box or deliver their next meal, cats have devised an ingenious system of converting seemingly random strings of letters on a keyboard to an intricate code, so strongly encrypted that Pentagon has trouble keeping track of where to begin deciphering it.


ggcghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghgcgv cnvc----------------------------------------------cccgggPrtSc + Ctrl+V(in IM window)

Monday, November 9th, 2009[edit | edit source]

  • [16:04] <Luvvy> hkaaaaaaaqwsssssssssssssssssssssss¨´3099999999j+//////////////////////////////////
  • [16:04] <Luvvy> 1€*aaaaaaqwsssssssssssssssssssssss¨´3099999999j21/////////////////////////////////
  • [16:04] <Luvvy> 1111111111
  • [16:04] <RAHB> I assume Luvvy just blacked out on the keyboard
  • [16:04] <Luvvy> ,
  • [16:04] <Luvvy> 41////////////15t¨
  • [16:05] <Luvvy> AQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQKNHHHHHHHHGGHG
  • [16:05] <Luvvy> < 2<3¨¨¨¨¨¨+'
  • [16:05] <Luvvy> + Ä
  • [16:06] <Luvvy> mkjcx
  • [16:06] <Luvvy> vb
  • [16:06] <RAHB> ...

[19:28] <Luvvy> zgryyyyyrryryyrryryryrytty bbnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nn''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''nnnn nxn

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