User:LordKaT/WTFIsWrongWithMe

[17:48] <Sk8R_Grl> :s

[17:48] <LordKaT> ?

[17:49] <Sk8R_Grl> kalir said you're the true power of #uncyc?

[17:49] <Sk8R_Grl> i dont believe it

[17:49] <Sk8R_Grl> you cant be an admin

[17:49] <Sk8R_Grl> you're too nice

[17:49] <LordKaT> I'm pure evil baby

[17:50] <Sk8R_Grl> oh okay

[17:50] <Sk8R_Grl> well

[17:50] <Sk8R_Grl> i was banned today by vampiregirl

[17:50] <Sk8R_Grl> kalir +o 'd her and she banned me

[17:51] <Sk8R_Grl> and no one will even talk to me long enough to tell me why i'm still banned

[17:51] <LordKaT> because you're an attention whore

[17:51] <Sk8R_Grl> so are most people on the channel

[17:51] <Sk8R_Grl> ljlego even admitted to it

[17:51] <Sk8R_Grl> he said he's a troll

[17:52] <LordKaT> yes but he wasn't banned for it, you were

[17:52] <Sk8R_Grl> yes

[17:52] <Sk8R_Grl> but the ban wasnt deserved

[17:52] <Sk8R_Grl> and the person who banned me wasnt even a real op

[17:52] <Sk8R_Grl> she just got +o 'd for a minute

[17:53] <LordKaT> I don't know, sometimes I dream about banning people just because i have a smaller penis than them.

[17:53] <Sk8R_Grl> :|

[17:53] <Sk8R_Grl> so you're not going to help me either :'(

[17:53] <LordKaT> well, I can't help you unless you want to be helped.

[17:54] <Sk8R_Grl> huh?

[17:54] * Sk8R_Grl wouldnt have pm'd you unless she wanted help

[17:54] <LordKaT> we need to look at the root cause of the problem, find out what caused it, and then look deeper to make sure the behavoir does not relapse.

[17:55] <Sk8R_Grl> okay.....

[17:55] * Sk8R_Grl can do that

[17:56] <LordKaT> first, we must realize that you and vampiregirl are the same person

[17:56] <Sk8R_Grl> :s

[17:56] <Sk8R_Grl> what?

[17:56] <LordKaT> we know your secret, jamie.

[17:56] <LordKaT> Don't lie to us

[17:56] <Sk8R_Grl> my name is maureen?

[17:56] <LordKaT> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOUR NAME IS

[17:56] <Sk8R_Grl> okay

[17:57] * Sk8R_Grl cowers

[17:57] <LordKaT> now, first, we must realize that you and vampiregirl are the same person.

[17:57] * Sk8R_Grl goes along with it

[17:57] <LordKaT> ergo, if you and vampiregirl are the same person, then you banned yoruself.

[17:57] <LordKaT> Why would you ban yourself, jamie?

[17:58] <Sk8R_Grl> because i hate myself?

[17:58] <LordKaT> yes, but this is not the root cause of the problem, only a symptom. WHY do you hate yourself, maureen?

[17:58] <Sk8R_Grl> because I'm a slut?

[17:59] <LordKaT> are you?

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[18:02] <Sk8R_Grl> sorry bout that I'm back

[18:02] <LordKaT> welcome back

[18:02] <Sk8R_Grl> thanks

[18:02] <Sk8R_Grl> so where were we?

[18:03] <LordKaT> i believe we were discussing how to grow yams in winter.

[18:03] <Sk8R_Grl> ummm

[18:03] <Sk8R_Grl> we were discussing me and vampiregirl

[18:03] <LordKaT> you and vampiregirl grow yams in winter?!

[18:03] <Sk8R_Grl> no?

[18:04] <Sk8R_Grl> crap

[18:04] <LordKaT> then why'd you get my hopes up? :(

[18:04] <Sk8R_Grl> k she banned me from #uncyc this morning

[18:04] <Sk8R_Grl> that's what we were talking about

[18:04] * Sk8R_Grl gives lordkat a home-grown winter yam

[18:04] <LordKaT> oh yes, that.

[18:04] <LordKaT> Why not just join another IRC channel for a while?

[18:04] <LordKaT> I hear trivia is loads of fun.

[18:05] <Sk8R_Grl> well

[18:05] <Sk8R_Grl> i'd rather pick up where we left off

[18:05] <Sk8R_Grl> see, all my friends are on #uncyc

[18:05] <LordKaT> we've already covered the yams.

[18:05] <Sk8R_Grl> including my bf who usually only stays on #uncyc

[18:05] * Sk8R_Grl and vampiregirl are the same person etc?

[18:06] <LordKaT> you and vampiregirl are the same person?

[18:06] <LordKaT> That's rediculous, why would you ban yourself.

[18:06] <Sk8R_Grl> you said we were

[18:06] * Sk8R_Grl is confoozled

[18:06] <Sk8R_Grl> kalir told you to say all that shit didnt she?

[18:06] <LordKaT> Who?

[18:07] <Sk8R_Grl> kalir

[18:07] <Sk8R_Grl> she told you to say that shit

[18:07] <Sk8R_Grl> she threatened you with a ban didnt she?

[18:07] <LordKaT> Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.

[18:07] <LordKaT> Do you want some yams?

[18:07] <Sk8R_Grl> we were just talking about me and vampiregirl being the same person

[18:07] <Sk8R_Grl> nty

[18:07] * Sk8R_Grl likes potatoes

[18:08] <LordKaT> oh right, your psychosis.

[18:08] <LordKaT> you might want to see a real pshychologist about that.

[18:08] <Sk8R_Grl> :s

[18:09] <LordKaT> I have to go and wish my cousin's husband a happy birthday. Enjoy your yams.

[18:09] <Sk8R_Grl> okay

[18:09] <Sk8R_Grl> :s

[18:10] <Sk8R_Grl> you're rly wierd

[18:10] <LordKaT> I'M LIKE THE WIND BABY