User:LongLiverh3/HowTo: Get Out of Doing Chores

The way I see it, you need some help here. Bad.

So, you're a teenage boy with better things to do than help out around the house. There's a bunch of hot chicks that you want to get a date with, and that damn math test that you need to study for, and you don't neccesarily have chores on the brain. Well, fear not, kid, because I have a few tricks to teach you that can be a vital help in this tough situation.

Kid: Awesome!

Okay... well, let me show you the basic methods and we can see how it goes for you.

Kid: All right!

Method One: The "Blunt" Method

Okay. This one is simple. When your father asks you to do any chores, you just say "No." Got it?

Kid: Yep.

All right, go home and try it.

Kid: Sure.

(Kid leaves.)

Father: Take out the garbage, son.

Kid: No way!

Father: Are you saying that you are refusing to follow my instructions?

Kid: Yes, I am.

(Father slaps kid in the mouth.)

Next day

Kid: It didn't work! What did I do wrong? Can you tell me?

Yes. Yes I can.

Kid: Will you?

Yes. Yes I will.

Kid: Well... when?

In due time.