User:LongLiverh3/HowTo: Get Out of Doing Chores
So, you're a teenage boy with better things to do than help out around the house. There's a bunch of hot chicks that you want to get a date with, and that damn math test that you need to study for, and you don't neccesarily have chores on the brain. Well, fear not, kid, because I have a few tricks to teach you that can be a vital help in this tough situation.
Kid: Awesome!
Okay... well, let me show you the basic methods and we can see how it goes for you.
Kid: All right!
Method One: The "Blunt" Method[edit | edit source]
Okay. This one is simple. When your father asks you to do any chores, you just say "No." Got it?
Kid: Yep.
All right, go home and try it.
Kid: Sure.
(Kid leaves.)
Father: Take out the garbage, son.
Kid: No way!
Father: Are you saying that you are refusing to follow my instructions?
Kid: Yes, I am.
(Father slaps kid in the mouth.)
Next day[edit | edit source]
Kid: It didn't work! What did I do wrong? Can you tell me?
Yes. Yes I can.
Kid: Will you?
Yes. Yes I will.
Kid: Well... when?
In due time.