User:Lollipop/UnPoetia:The Day my dick fell off

Oh, I was a boy around age 10,

And I was pretty popular and I had lots of friends,

But it that very day that makes me cough,

Twas the day that my dick fell off,

It was English class and we were working,

I felt a rumble and man, it was lurking,

A tug and a snap and I wasn't showing off,

Unbenowest to me, my dick had fallen off,

I realized it and I was blushing,

the class had heard the noise and everyone was shushing,

I stood up embarrased what to say,

Should I have told them that my dick was nay,

The girls started giggling and the boys started laughing,

the teachers gasped and the principal was slapping

his head because he couldn't believe it was true,

A student had his dick fall off anew,

I was sent to the hospital where I had an operation,

It was puzzling to see what happened, so they had a confirmation,

it was unknown what happened to me,

all I know that it would be tough to pee,

Today my dick is sewed on and I know it's tough,

I ain't that strong and I ain't that buff,

But my life is screwed because I have nothing to show off,

except that my dick fell off.