User:Loke/Wankerphrenia

Wankerphrenia is a special version of Schizophrenia that was discovered on the wilds of the Internet on March 14, 2010 by the Royal College of Psychiatrists in the United Kingdom and the American Psychological Association (APA) peer reviewed the work to check for bias and accuracy and then found none and they both agreed on it. The UK term Wanker was used as it was discovered there, but in the USA they used the following phrases of asshole, jackoff, jerk, sociopath, bastard, psychopath, son of a bitch, and found examples of such in classical managers like Steve Ballmer, Donald Trump, Vince McMahon and many others. The clinical term is now Wankerphrenia and Wankerphrenia pateints are called Wankerprehics.

Not to be confused with Asperger's Syndrome

The RCoP and APA found that many Aspies like Anonymous Slashy were clearly misdiagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome when clearly they had Wankerphrenia all along. It appears that the true test is that an Aspie is considered not a true aspie by a patient (we don't call them sufferers as they cause others to suffer for them) of Wankerphrenia and accused of becoming a neuro typical sufferer instead. This is the Steve Jobs reality distortion field in full effect and Steve Jobs himself suffered from it until his liver was replaced and doctors found out that this cured him of the reality distortion field as his liver had generated the Wankertonin chemical that causes Wankerphrenia, but that Steve Jobs is a rare case in which the liver caused the illness, and most Wankerphrenia disorder patients have a brain chemistry imbalance by causing too much Wakertonin levels to cause Wankerphrenia. The APA and RCoP devised even more tests for Wankerphrenia later.

Symptoms of Wankerphrenia

First the patient starts to think with their emotions instead of logic, reason, common sense, critical thinking and develops a bias and becomes insecure and blames someone else using the Psychological projection to avoid all responsibility and blame and thus blame others and hold them responsible for the Wankerphrenic's own bad judgment that causes bad decisions, bad behavior, bad actions, and hurtful and hateful words in speech and writing.

Other symptoms include using bias or drama as a replacement for true humor by not bothering to follow the rules of humor. Refusing to learn from one's own mistakes. Blaming others for their own problems and issues. Blanking and vandalizing Wiki articles. Complete and total wanker-like behavior in Wiki Forums and other parts of the Internet. Zero ratting comments using sockpuppet accounts at Scoop and other Karma systems like Cracked, Slashdot, Kuro5hin, to either zero rate and hide comments of normal people one disagrees with or give them bad karma when they clearly didn't deserve it. Use of swear words, put downs, insults, and logical fallacies and other unwanted words of pure evilness.

Treatment for the mental illness

While there is no known cure the typical classic Wankerphrenia disorder issue has become wild in the Internet and a Wankerphrenic patient can create a troll comment to turn sane people into Wankerphreinc people really easily. But we Psychiatrists have to consult with other Psychiatrists to be sure on that. While we cannot cure them, we do believe that the proper anti-psychotic medication can help treat their mental illness.