User:Link

“I look in the mirror, and I see Link. Then I wonder how he got there.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Link

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Uncyclopedia:Babel
re 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English. re 3		la 2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin. la 2		gb 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish. gb 3
17 X This user only speaks 1337 enough to seduce native 1337 speakers. 17 X		ns X This user only speaks Newspeak enough to seduce native Newspeak speakers. ns X		Member of the Order
ao G This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers. ao G		This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)