Caillou

Caillou wearing his hat backwards like a thug

Caillou, also known as the Antichrist, is a four year old cancer patient from Canada. He is notorious on the internet for being an annoying little shit.

Birth & Early Life

Caillou French-Something was born on April 2, 1989, despite being 4 for like 2 decades. He was born to two enablers no one cares about. His mother gave birth to him despite never having sex with her husband, which the Catholic Church declared to be a miracle.. His parents names are Doris and Boris, leading to the speculation that they may be siblings. He lives with his parents, younger sister Rosie, and their cat Gilbert. He also believes that his toys are sentient, leading to his schizophrenia diagnosis.