User:Lawrence J. Quackenbush

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Lawrence J. Quackenbush (born February 19, 1945) is an inventor and poet.

His inventions include the self-fulfilling prophecy generator used the power the space shuttle, the electronic table tennis paddle, the poodle skirt and the Internet.

Quackenbush is simultaneously modest and retiring and a self-promoter. He has donated all the royalties from his inventions to charity, while insisting that his name appear in flashing lights on the left side of the shuttle.