User:Laurae

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The first cyborg to hold American political office, Al Gore was Bill Clinton's unattractive best friend as well as his vice president. Ironically, although the American public perceived in him all the sexuality of an ear of corn, Gore will always be remembered for the long and steamy kiss he shared with his wife Tipper on national television. Tipper Gore, while not a robot herself, was named by one.