User:Lambic/Fridays

This page is no longer solely about Fridays, but they're still pretty important!

Timeline

Once upon a time

• His Noodlyness creates the universe.

XVIth Century, First Half

• 1501-1547 Nothing worth noting happens.
• 1548 Simon Stevin is born in Bruges.
• 1549-1550 Nothing interesting happens.

XVIth Century, Second Half

• 1551-1584 Nothing really interesting happens.
• 1585 Louis Casserole is born.
• 1586-1600 Boring years.

XVIIth Century, First Decade

• 1601-1610 Nothing, nothing...

XVIIth Century, Second Decade

• 1612 Henry Whatsyourname Longfellow is born.
• 1613 André le Nôtre is born.
• 1615 Nicolas Fouquet is born.
• 1620 Simon Stevin dies.

XVIIth Century, Third Decade

• 1621 Jean de la Fontaine is born.
• 1622 Molière is born.
• 1628 Charles Perrault is born.

XVIIth Century, Fourth Decade

• 1632 Jean-Baptiste Lully is born.
• 1638 Louis XIV and Louis "Rabane" Quatorze are born.
• 1640 Pjotr Mikhailovich Strogov is born.

XVIIth Century, Fifth Decade

• 1642 Albert Nonyme is born.
• 1643 Felipe Romero is born.
• 1650 Jean Bart is born.

XVIIth Century, Sixth Decade

• 1651 Jean le Vis de Nîmes is born.
• 1652 Elisabeth Lajoly de Laba is born.
• 1656 Adelaïde Béatrice Suzanne Bouti is born.

XVIIth Century, Seventh Decade

1670 January 21-28 First Convention

• As a result of thorough lobbying by the Disciples, King Louie urges La Sorbonne to admit female students.

XVIIth Century, Eighth Decade

1671 January 20-27 Second Convention

1672 January 19-26 Third Convention

• Pierre Legrand is born as Czarevich Pjotr.

1673 January 17-24 Fourth Convention

• Molière dies.
• Longfellow goes to the Colonies.
• Louis XIV promotes the French wig industry and export, claiming he wears them too. Nonsense: it's it own hair, growing faster than your average b flat garden weeds.

1674 January 16-23 Fifth Convention

1675 January 15-22 Sixth Convention

1676 January 21-28 Seventh Convention

1677 January 19-26 Eighth Convention

1678 January 18-25 Ninth Convention

1679 January 17-24 Tenth Convention

1680 January 16-23 Eleventh Convention

• Nicolas Fouquet dies.

XVIIth Century, Ninth Decade

1681 January 21-28 Twelfth Convention

1682 January 20-27 Thirteenth Convention

1683 January 19-26 Fourteenth Convention

1684 January 18-25 Fifteenth Convention

• Louis Casserole dies.

1685 January 16-23 Sixteenth Convention

1686 January 15-22 Seventeenth Convention

1687 January 21-28 Eighteenth Convention

• Jean-Baptiste Lully dies.

1688 January 20-27 Nineteenth Convention

1689 January 18-25 Twentieth Convention

1690 January 17-24 Twenty-first Convention

• Henry Whatsyourname Longfellow dies.

XVIIth Century, Tenth Decade

1691 January 16-23 Twenty-second Convention

1692 January 15-22 Twenty-third Convention

1693 January 20-27 Twenty-fourth Convention

1694 January 19-26 Twenty-fifth Convention

1695 January 18-25 Twenty-sixth Convention

• Jean de la Fontaine dies.
• August 1: Louis XIV closes the female Sorbonne experiment, and has all traces of it removed.
• August 13-15: Louis XIV bombs Brussels.

1696 January 17-24 Twenty-seventh Convention

• Jean Bart ignores the Royal Dolphin, probably because of the King's bombing of his native city the year before. (add to DT)
• Elisabeth casts a very evil eye on the King, who all of a sudden really needs the wigs he has been promoting for more than twenty years, because he loses all his hair.

1697 January 15-22 Twenty-eighth Convention

1698 January 21-28 Twenty-ninth Convention

1699 January 20-27 Thirtieth Convention

• Pjotr Mikhailovich Strogov dies.

1700 January 19-26 Thirty-first and (Last) Convention

• André le Nôtre dies. Jean le Vis de Nîmes goes to the Colonies.

XVIIIth Century, First Decade

• 1702 Jean Bart dies.
• 1703 Charles Perrault dies.
• 1704 Felipe Romero dies.
• 1710 Albert Nonyme dies.

XVIIIth Century, Second Decade

• 1715 Louis XIV and Louis "Rabane" Quatorze die.

XVIIIth Century, Third Decade

• 1723 Jean le Vis de Nîmes dies.
• 1725 Pierre Legrand dies.
• 1728 Elisabeth Lajoly de Laba dies.

XVIIth Century, Fourth Decade

• Nothing special has been recorded (yet).

XVIIth Century, Fifth Decade

• 1755 Adelaïde Béatrice Suzanne Bouti dies.

XVIIth Century, Sixth Decade

• His Noodlyness lives on forever.