User:Koro
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Hi guyz,I enjoy using uncyclopedia.
I am a VERY BIG fan of Angelina Jolie.
She's younger,taller,stronger and sexier than Jennifer Aniston.. and much hotter.
Jolie vs. Aniston[edit | edit source]
| Code | ||
|---|---|---|
| Age | 31 | 37 |
| Height | 5'9 (taller) | 5'3 (she's dumpy) |
| Weight | 140 lb(muscly) | 100lb(near starving) |
| Born | Los Angeles,CA | Sherman Oaks,CA |
| Catfight Skills | Peak female fighting skill | Weakling |
| Income | $+20 million per movie (2nd richest actress in the world | $-5 million per movie (because she is nt half as sexy) |
| Ex | Billy Bob Thornton | Brad Pitt (NOW BELONGS TO JOLIE) |
| Plus points | Well...she has..um..she's....let's come back to this one. | |
| Sexuality | Bisexual | Unknown altough she has no luck flirting and may become a lesbian if desperate |
| Catfigt skills | She can kick some as with that athletic body. | More likely to lose to the younger Aunt Angelinabecause she's a little shrimp who would burst into unstoppable tears if she even cracked a nail |
| Obsessive fansites | Over 60,including UNICEF, UNHCR, DWB, etc.Some guys just worship er. | 5(most of whom are sympathetic) |
| Weak points | None | A bit silly,lack of acting skills,too old,has floppy breasts,has not done much charity unlike her sexier rival,she is alsoa hain smoker. |
| Why we like her | She cares about others, doesn't take her fame for granted, is smart, went to college, and has made some of the best movies ever,She has adopted 2 orphans,she has done so much work for refugees.She stopped Brad from smoking,a habit he picked up from Jennifer Aniston. | Who said we did? |
| Most famous for Portraying | Lara Croft | Rachel Green on Friends |
| FHM sexiness rating | No.1 | No. 18(Not on next years list) |
| Aliases | Lady Croft | nobody cares too much to give her one |
| Now dating | Brad Pitt | Single and desperate,she's miserable |
| Results | Goddess | Pussy Licking bitch |
As you all can see, Jennifer Aniston is the asshole of the world, while Angelina Jolie is an angel among us.
