User:KneeChee27/Lady Gaga (Alleged Human)
Lady Gaga (Birth Date – Unknown) is an allegedly female recording artist purportedly born in the United States of America; however, exactly where, when, or to whom she was born is still unknown. According to extensive investigative research connected to the performer, her first official documented appearance occurred during a public performance in New York City's Lower East Side during the summer of 2005; although, various unsubstantiated reports to the National UFO Reporting Center (NUFORC) suggest that Gaga may have been sighted as early as autumn of 2004.[1]
Currently, Gaga performs music for the American record label, Interscope Records, a subsidiary of the Univeral Music Group (UMG). Since 2008, Lady Gaga has produced multiple albums, such as The Fame Monster and Born This Way; recorded more than a dozen hit singles, including "Eh, Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)" and "Speechless"; and appeared in several international tours.
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As a pop music icon, Lady Gaga is considered to be somewhat of an anomaly. Her songs, performances, and general appearance have all been described as "terrifying,"[2] "out of this world,"[3] and "totally alien,"[4] on various occasions by fans and critics alike.
Immediately following the Crescendolls incident of 2001 and the resulting 2003 documentary, Interstella 5555, there was a public outcry to put an end to corporate abduction, brainwashing, enslavement, and exploitation of extraterrestrial beings for the explicit purposes of reducing cost margins, inflating profits, and/or extending human life indefinitely through ritualistic sacrifice.
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