User:Kleptocratic Confederation of Tuvalu/The Elephant Man
The Elephant man, also known as Jeremy Allan Bob Joe Rob Carlos III in some cases, is a mysterious entity whose origins lie somewhere in the mythical book of The Very Hungry Caterpillar by the deity Eureka Carlos. The Elephant man's first sighting was sometime during the Industrial Revolution. He was seen swimming with Matthew Webb. He wasn't seen again until around the disappearance of Elvis Presley and has been considered connected to the conspiracy, by many conspiracy theorists (naturally, I mean that's what they do). He was again seen at Donald Trump's election and after that, during the battle between Dream and Technoblade.
He has appeared in multiple different medias, and had a cameo in the movie Inside Out under the alias of Bing Bong, a sociopathic and anarcho-syndicalist revolutionary with albocratic ideals and a misogynistic personality.
The Elephant Man has had a relatively well acceptance into society, although every now and then one of his drug labs is busted and he vanishes for a century. Some conspiracy theorists believe he has links to the infamous Count Draclia, although this has not been confirmed.