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Old Zealand is unique in that it is the only brand of sugar-coated cheese to be coated with leprosy as well. Despite people usually dying within 70 years of eating any quantity of this product, it remains at the top of the Stupid People's Most Liked Food List and tastes very nice. The recipe is a closely-guarded secret, shared only between Elves and Grammar Fascists, although many suspect it may contain Poisonous Gloop, another product on the Stupid People's Most Liked Food List. Old Zealand Sugar-Coated Cheese (OZ/SCC) was invented by Damon from the Wizard of Oz in 1226, before being taken hostage and used to paint cars. It currently lives in Sweden.