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IRD (Inability to Robot Dance)[edit | edit source]
Introduction[edit | edit source]
Some things are almost impossible to talk about. Where the shame is so severe that you'd rather avoid life altogether than risk somebody finding out.
IRD is a real disease[edit | edit source]
It's a common condition that most people just ignore
Known cures[edit | edit source]
Biopop[edit | edit source]
Robot dance treatment. Biopop enhances your life
Doseage[edit | edit source]
- Just 7 pills every half hour!
Slogan[edit | edit source]
"Don't say no to life. Say yes, to Biopop"
Side Effects[edit | edit source]
May include:
- Everything else in life becoming meaningless
- Mild to Moderate death
Company Website[edit | edit source]
PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.