User:Ketchup Boss/UnNews:Paul McCartney gets booed off stage

Isn't he too old for singing already?

September 29 2014
Paul McCartney was booed off stage in a recent San Francisco concert because listeners said his voice sounded like Bob Dylan taking a shit like always.

Paul responded by saying:"I've just gotten older, bitches!", but of course the crowd got even more wild and violent,destroying Paul's guitar and parts of the stage. Police soon arrived, trying to get things more calm. One crowd member said:"Paul,you look like that weird freak from The Prodigy," causing even more trouble. Police soon arrested some members of the crowd. Paul then just got off stage,and obviously cancelled the performance. Paul lied about having his last concert at the Giants Stadium by the sea too a few years ago,boosting these controversies.

Things were then normal in San Francisco,except for having a few street freaks,and as always,bizarre strip clubs and gays. How perfect!