User:Ketchup Boss/Text message article

Dis iz ah foto.

Hi guyz.Mi nam iz --Ketchup Boss (talk) 20:43, 13 April 2014 (UTC),and IM uh Uncyclopedia usah. Az yu can C, I M relly bad at righting. Butt hu funkin carez?! Dis is how I speek.

Mi bio

I wuz born on 10.26.91 in Gilroy,CA whore I still liv 2day. I M nuw a college studant hu still cunt writ verE well becuz I have Ass Burgers sindromm.

I M ah Nahtzee

Nuw

I M N college tryin tu becum ah muzizan bi studyin RLY hard. I M pratishing da truhput and luv Herb Alpert.

Da end

Ho tu C all of yu usahz lata!

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I like things that look like other things. Yeah.

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