User:Ketchup Boss/Smack My Bitch Up:A Music Video Prospective by Director Jonas Akerlund
The music video for The Prodigy's 1997 hit song "Smack My Bitch Up" was ranked by MTV in 2002 as the number one most controversial music video of all time. Here's why with a word-by-word video walk through by Sweedish music video director Jonas Akerlund who showed his perverted mind. At least he isn't as bad as Quentin Tarantino.
Scene 1[edit | edit source]
Shot from a first person prospective even before GoPro existed was this. The video starts off with the character washing their hands with- well obviously water in a shower,dumbass. The camera then cuts around a puke-blue colored bathroom where the character shaves a either male or female vagina. The character than washes their hands and takes a easy shit as simple as "Crap on! Crap off!," and then flushes.
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The character then goes into a bedroom and plays a Dirt Chamber CD(like you even care.) The character then dresses up, and snorts Pepsi that was spilled on the floor. The character also drinks Vodka. The character then leaves their house and orders food at a Mexican-British (yes you heard that right!) fast food store. The character then drives to a night club,drinking liquor and listening to music played by Skrillex's older brother,Suckdix. She then destroys his shitty music set while others are in shock but more concerned about the rave, drugs, cheesy dancing, and glow sticks. The character then enters a male bathroom stall,pushes Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk away and barfs into a sink and then wipes the shit with heir own fingers like Howtobasic on YouTube.
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The character then beats up a man and pulls him out of a stall just to take a shot of heroin while getting even more fucked up than before.
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The character then walks down London,barfs again and walks into a stereotypical British telephone just to call a strip club number. The character then pushes down a man just to go into the strip club and spray champagne on bare tits. Other women get upset and start to kiss the character. The character then walks into a "private theater" for a totally sexy striptease with,tits,tits,tits,and more tits by just one hot babe. The character then walks toward a car and starts to feel the woman's breasts by rubbing them. The character then locks theirself accidentally out of their car and uses a damn brick to break the glass. The character then takes home the stripper while driving drunk.