User:Kajematch
| Kajematch | |
|---|---|
| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Orthedontal |
| Phylum | Chewy |
| Class | Teal Mage |
| Order | Order of the Iron Tree |
| Family | Mine |
| Genus | Match |
| Species | Cage |
| Binomial name | |
| Ladderus Matchus | |
| Specifications | |
| Primary armament | Twinlinked Lascannon |
| Secondary armament | Stormbolter |
| Power supply | Duck Moisture |
| Health | 400 |
| Mana | 30 |
| Strength | 12 |
| Intelligence | 5 |
| Weight | 8 |
| Length | 3 |
| Special attack | Final Slash |
| Conservation status | |
| 1 in Existence | |
“I'm Old Gregg.”
“400 babies!!!!!”
Kajematch is an Uncyclopedia member with minimal humorous contribution or necessary membership. He was born in some really poor place and by freak coincidence found an internet. This internet gave him the ability to shoot people and slay orcs and watch people do burnouts, things otherwise impossible in the real world. He now seeks to edit the Uncyclopedia in an attempt of what he calls "humour". With any luck he'll come up with something good for his userpage.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Kajematch was born in the year 3074 of the third age of Middle Earth. His childhood friends constantly tried to convince him they were Saiyans and had snake DNA and shit like that. This lead Kajematch to believe that the sun isn't a planet and that Elvis is dead. He is so wrong.
Skills and abilities[edit | edit source]
Being a Kaje (cage), and thus being made of metal, the Kajematch can be smelted, forged, welded and broken by Kung Fu masters. Kajematch can also contain prisoners, animals, midgets and xylophones, storing them for the winter.
Possible relation to Johnny Cage and that Kage guy from Virtua Fighter[edit | edit source]
Nah.
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