User:Ka2ki2

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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him- Shia LaBeouf. He's following you, about 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you! You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face. My God, there's blood everywhere! - Oscar Wilde

Currently attempting to re-vamp the page on Banksy. The original concept was basically just completely random, and I think it could be a lot better- especially considering the humorous nature of Banksy's own sole point of contact, Pest Control.

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