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“That bitch is fine.”

~ 50 Cent on renamon

Renamon the fox (May 5 1100)is a sexy fox thingy from the crappy tv francise digimon.She is a rookie level digimon,with icy blue eyes and loves junk food.Especially taco bell because she loves farting and making herself stink.She is generally a serious and angry digimon.She never smiles.Probably because she is sexually abused regulary by her owner Rika.


What exactly is renamon[edit | edit source]

As said above, renamon is a sexy fox thingy.She has taoist symbols on her wrists and she has a cancer horoscope on her ass.Thats how she attempts to attract men.That crazy slut.She has many powerful attack forms.Some of these are viximon,Kyubimon and taomon or whatever.her ultimate form is super strip tease renamon.But we will get more into that later in the article.

Biography[edit | edit source]

Not much is known about the fox renamon before digimon was on the air.But from a recent interview by rosie o donnel on the view reveals some of her history.She was the daughter of brittany spears when she went on a nature walk.While she was camping with kevin federline and snoop dogg she got drunk off her ass and started having sex with foxes.A couple of days after britany,snoop and federline left the forest one of the male foxes was pregnant.Now how can a male get pregnant.Its because brittany spears is an alien from planet neptune that was taken to earth in 1967 for a science experiment who can impregnate men with her dick.Enough about that. 9 months later,a small fox was born to the male fox.The male fox thought the fox looked weird so it abandoned it.The small fox was a young renamon.She roamed the forest for months,tired cold and hungry.

upbringing[edit | edit source]

Eventually Renamon was adopted by Vito Corleone,an obese italian mobster.Vito gave her the name renamon.He was a big fan of pokemon.Her name was a combination of renard,the french word for fox and pokemon.Vito was also fluent in french.Vito corleone treated renamon like one of his own children and fed her well.He fed her his family pasta daily to fatten up the skinny renamon.Renamon grew up to become big,strong and fat like her father.Soon vito corleone decided she would be a great member of the italian mob.He gave her various "jobs" such as kill other mob members so they wont overpower him,sell drugs in compton,la and cook fettuchhini for fellow mob members when they came to visit vito.While a mobster,she attended digimon high school to learn how to have powers and evolve and devolve into other forms to fight other digimon in card games.After 5 years of working with her father,she got tired of being a mobster and decided to purpose another career.She said goodbye to her father and set off to become a great digimon.

Digimon career[edit | edit source]

Renamon set out to become a digimon.She realized that to be a great digimon,she had to train hard and be strong.She knew she was fat so she decided to lose weight and went to the gym 12 hours a day.By doing this she started her career of battling other digimon in a special digimon gym.She was soon discovered by Rika who saw great talent in the fox and decided to train her in digi combat.She noticed how Renamon got her d-power after a digi cards tournament.At first they had trouble working together.Renamon just thought humans existed to evolve digimon.Thats what her father vito did.He constantly fed her pasta to make her evolve.Rika thought digimon were homocidal killers.However They become partners,and best friends over time.

Powers[edit | edit source]

Throught her digimon career,renamon aquired many powers.Some of them are listed below:

Diamond Storm-Renamon summons a cloud of razor-sharp diamonds which she fires on her foe.

Power Paw-renamon's feet are surrounded by red fire.

Renamon only has 2 powers in her rookie form but when she evolves to more advanced forms she aquires more powers.


AS viximon,the in-training form of renamon Killing Stone Viximon turns herself into a stone and attacks the opponent by spraying a poisonous gas.you know what we mean by poisoness gas.remember when i said she likes taco bell.


As Kyubimon the champion,supreme level of renamon.She is a nine tailed fox based on a kitsune

Fox Tail Inferno- The blue flames on Kyubimon's tails become brighter, and ghostly faces appear on them. The faces are michael jacksonThe michael jackson faces then become small fireballs which Kyubimon launches at her opponents to destroy them in an explosion of energy as well as trap them in a cage of blue flames.

Dragon Wheel- Kyubimon starts to spin very fast, which causes the flames on her body to erupt into a fiery cum. This turns her body into a ball of swirling blue fire. When in this state, Kyubimon summons a mystical toaster, which emerges from her body to destroy her enemies.


Taomon the ultimate form of renamon.Her power levels are 10,000.She has a long hat and robes and looks like a buddisht priest.She summons various powers from the universe

Thousand Spells Taomon leaps high into the air with her sleeve-covered arms outstretched. She then shoots thousands of magical, red spell condoms from them. The condoms can give enemies stds and make them combust in a fiery explosion.

Talisman of Light - large, magical calligraphy brush emerges from Taomon's long sleeves, which can be used as both a weapon and a magical staff. The brush can be used to paint mystical symbols into the air, which release a pure beam of jesus christ that can devastate all but the strongest of Digimon with catholic christianiny.

Talisman Spell: Taomon throws a magical red spell paper into the air, which is used to summon and manifest various magical effects. This includes a spherical shield of impenetrable magical energy, as well as releasing small spectral blasts.

Trinity Force In this combined attack with WarGrowlmon and Rapidmon, Taomon turns into a penis , then a beam of energy, and then she combines with the other two (also in the form of energy beams at this point) into an energy arrow that resembles christopher walkin.


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