User:Jtaylor1/The Uncyclopedian Discipline

The Uncyclopedian Discipline is a set of rules that all users should follow during the National Anthem. In this set of rules, all users must write a unique hillarious phrase on their chalkboard. In addition, a joke must be performed by users, if a user fails to perform, he/she will disappear, cattle huffed, or likely be eaten by a grue.

The Rules

• You will not waste your time.
• You will not instigate a riot on talk pages.
• You will not upload naked ladies.
• You did not see anything.
• You will not call an admin "Hot Pants".
• Vanity is not funny.
• They are laughing at you, not with you.
• You will not yell "Fire" in a crowded chatroom.
• You will not encourage others to cry.
• VFD is not a plaything.
• You will not upload your butt.
• You will not trade stocks with other users.
• You will not sell Uncyclopedia.
• You will not get very far with this attitude
• You will not sell admins to Florida.
• You will not hide behind the Fifth Commandment.
• Nobody likes a slacker.
• You will not bribe other admins.
• "Puffy AmiYumi Bucks" are legal tender.
• The Uncyclopedia Pageant does not stink.
• You will not torment other admins.
• You will not scam other users.
• You will not expose your ignorance in public.
• You saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge
• You will not Upload bras.
• Your punishment is not boring and pointless.
• You will not deface New Louisiana.
• You will not teach other users to cry.
• You will not upload sheepish things.
• Admins do not have leper.
• Trix is not for kids.
• The Uncyclopedia Cafeteria's deep fryer is not a toy.
• The Pledge of Allegiance does end with "Hail Satan".
• You will not recreate articles without the express permission of Uncyclopedia.
• Five days is not too long to wait for a verdict.
• "Bagman" is not a legitimate article.
• You will not mock other admins.
• The First Commandment covers belching.
• Your suspension was not "mutual".

Disclaimer

Anyone fails to do so, will be cattle huffed.

(These Rules don't apply to admins or Jtaylor1)

See Also

• Street Fighter 2 Discipline

• The Laws of Uncyclopedia