User:Jtaylor1/Josh Taylor Stingray

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“Josh Taylor Stingray used to be my cousin, now he's a pop star.”

~ Yurika Tachikawa on Josh Taylor Stingray

Josh Taylor Stingray (June 3, 2016 - June 10, 2050) was the pop singer of the defunct style of music called "Rugrat Bebop," a briefly lived mixture of the jazz and japanese pop. He is also known as Jedi Master.


Childhood[edit | edit source]

Josh was an orphan in New Mexico as a slave to a circus. Instead of successfully cracking Josh's fragile behind, the slave owner beaten him with a bull whip for entertainment. Jedi Master Stimpy wasn't happy about it, and adopted Josh to be his own nephew.

He grew up on a Jedi Ranch in Tijuana until the age of 18. While there he endured many fans for his albums.


Career[edit | edit source]

Upon graduated at the top of his class Jedi Academy, he began his career in the music business. He began to fuse his uncle's music, Rap, with the music of the jazz and japanese pop. He enjoyed instant popularity as a pioneer of Rugrat Bebop music.

Josh Taylor Stingray is recognized mostly for its use in the Jedi Master's Rights Movement and The Ten Commandments Of Jedi Order. Rugrat Bebop was played at the Super Bowl, loudly and proudly.


Popularity[edit | edit source]

Josh is among with his band "The Stimps", especially on Neo Sesame Street. His support of free ride sharing, distribution of manga, started his own late-night talk show on the Anime Television Network in 2041.


Why did Josh Taylor Stingray became President of the Jedi Order?[edit | edit source]

  • He done his chores.
  • He likes to play music with his armpit.


Other Notable Achievements[edit | edit source]

  • In 2042, Josh Taylor Stingray founded Neverland.

Filmography[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]