User:Jprfts

Hello there! You seem to be faffing about online! Do you want help with your mental health?

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user will never forget October 23, 2008 the day that Wikia sold its soul . :-S

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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.

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This user is one of His Noodleyness' very own chosen people.

This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.

This user will give you a seizure.

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This user sometimes speaks their mind but they prefer to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.

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By the way, I use Arch.

This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window .

This makes me superior, not only as a computer user but in everything else, than everyone else.

Take this copy-paste of my neofetch output:

██████████████████  ████████   asdfghjkl@HpPavilionG6 
██████████████████  ████████   ---------------------- 
██████████████████  ████████   OS: Manjaro Linux x86_64 
██████████████████  ████████   Host: HP Pavilion g6 Notebook PC 088B110000305910000620100 
████████            ████████   Kernel: 4.19.12-2-MANJARO 
████████  ████████  ████████   Uptime: 5 hours, 54 mins 
████████  ████████  ████████   Packages: 974 (pacman) 
████████  ████████  ████████   Shell: zsh 5.6.2 
████████  ████████  ████████   Resolution: 1366x768 
████████  ████████  ████████   DE: Xfce 
████████  ████████  ████████   WM: Openbox 
████████  ████████  ████████   WM Theme: Adapta-Openbox-Nokto-Maia 
████████  ████████  ████████   Theme: Matcha-dark-sea [GTK2], Matcha-sea [GTK3] 
████████  ████████  ████████   Icons: gnome [GTK2], Papirus-Maia [GTK3] 
                               Terminal: cool-retro-term 
                               CPU: AMD A6-4400M APU (2) @ 2.700GHz 
                               GPU: AMD ATI Radeon HD 7500M/7600M Series 
                               GPU: AMD ATI Radeon HD 7520G 
                               Memory: 1848MiB / 3410MiB

What are contradicting statements?

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.