User:JordonOng/UnNews:AAA in an interview

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2 March 2011

Midnighters.

Silent hill, Japan -- Meet noob interviewing AAA, now!

Noob: Since when did you become so pro? AAA: Since testing the nitendo games. Noob: How do I win silent hill? AAA: Press control-alternate-delete and fuck off. Noob: Ok, I'll try it.

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AAA: HAHAHA fooled you! AAA (next to AAA): Gimme back my spare robe, midnighters!\ AAA: No way! System message: AAA have banned midnighters. AAA: That thug... Noob: WTF? AAA: I'm not really AAA, however, he isn't. Noob: Fuck you. AAA: have banned noob for 12.4.7.24.59.59 months. Paparazzi: Take out camera and snapped AAA's face. AAA faded into nothing. Pyramid head: Chop. Paparazzi have died. Pyramid head have chopped noobs' heads. Noobs: fuck! ing bas tard... AAA have killed pyramid head. However, AAA forgot (since when did he forget? In my opinion, he just let p.head live.) to stomp him, leading in p.head resurrecting. The MCP have just rezzed. AAA: WTF?!?!?! MCP: Haven't you heard that tron 2 is out? *lies* AAA: WIF I MUST PLAY IT! *go and play tron 2, which don't exist*

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