User:John Lydon/RPG/7

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You awake, what seems like days later, in a unfamiliar room. With great difficulty, you manage to lift your head off the soft pillow and survey your surroundings. The room is small and mostly empty except for the bed, a window, a cat that you've never seen before, and a treasure chest. You distinctly detect some upbeat midi music playing, but cannot pin down its origin. You make your way over to the window and peer out. You realize that you are overlooking a small village in some quaint, turn of the century style town by the sea. "What the hell is going on here" you mumble to yourself. Just then, a black box pops up directly in front of you from out of nowhere. As you stare in disbelief, words begin to appear on the box. "Time to wake up" the box reads. "Oh shit" is all you can manage to mumble as the gravity of your situation sets in. Just before you can swear off Heroin for life, a fairly attractive middle aged woman enters the room. You decide to take a rain check on the drug free lifestyle. After all, this is starting to look promising.

"Hey baby" you say to the woman in your smoothest voice. But the woman doesn't respond, she just stands there. Suddenly, another black box appears. A message slowly appears. "That was quite a bump you took to the head, you've been asleep for quite some time. We were all worried." The lady in the room appears oblivious to the presence of the giant black box. "Do you see this?!" you exclaim, but the woman stands motionless, refusing to answer. The black box dissapears and another one instantly takes its place. The message on this one reads, "I'm glad to see you are awake. Let's check to make sure that you're okay." Another black box. "Do you know your name?"

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