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Why C&C fans are stupid - part 2[edit | edit source]

Gina Carano, in her full latex glory

As mentioned a few months ago, I do hold a certain extent of prejudice towards all Command and Conquer fans out there. One thing I forgot to say, though, was that most C&C fans were not necessarily old geeks that had somehow stuck in their puberty. That's right - why bother catering to people like myself, who have already got half a foot into the retirement homes, whilst there are countless pubersent teenagers ready to shell out their parents' money for something that has been regurgitated over and over again? In fact, anyone with a keen eye on the lastest installment of the Red Alert series should be able to tell right away that it is not meant for those at age 10 and over, and anyone who has played or even touched the series (including myself) should be all covering their own heads in shame for ever having anything to do with it. To illustrate how awful this particular installment is, just picture EA as some sort of cheese factory...

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