User:Jerseystrato/Exploding Sheep
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“Little Bo Peep, she had a sheep. And then.... HOLY FUCK!! The damned thing exploded!”
“It happened in Harvest Moon... so it must happen in real life...”
“GET DOWN!!!!”
Exploding sheep actually disguise themselves as real sheep. In fact, they might be one in the same. But one can never be too sure. First discovered in Nova Scotia in 1729 B.C by Chuck Norris (who's done everything ever anyway), exploding sheep have since been herded. Of course, entire herds of them can explode at once. The results are rather gory.
After exploding, sheep turn into lamb chops.
Bloody Hell! You Mean to Say That Sheep Just Randomly Explode??[edit | edit source]
Duh.
Fun For Crusaders[edit | edit source]
Indeed, Crusaders have great fun with exploding sheep, or any exploding creature. Especially exploding sheep.