User:Javascap/Howto:cut your own head off with a hatchet
“My god... people just never learn!”
The act of cutting you head off with a hatchet is really simple. Unlike the idiots in the previous articles, I have perfected the skill of COMPLETLY removing the head in one blast, rather than cutting the head off half way. For starters, you grab the hatchet by the end of the handle, and bring it down on another surface to test for sharpness. After successfully cutting a 5 inch thick log in half with one stroke, you are ready to do you own neck.
Bring the hatchet up directly above the neck, so the blade is pressed against your right side. Now, hold the blade up as high as you can, and drop the blade down as fast as possible. If you do this perfectly, your head will completly sever from the body, leaving you completly headless, and this on the floor!
