User:Java7837/Grue killer/purgatoryegg

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You give a grue the egg, and it immediately tries to eat it. The others attack hinm, and a massive gruefight ensues. Eventually, only one is left, and you beat the shit out of it. Picking your egg back up, you continue on your journey.

After many hardships, you make it to Heaven, and find, to your delight, that there is no outer fence, probably because Heaven isn't too worried about people trying to escape.

You step across the border, and are suddenly attacked by a squad of Border Patrol angels.

Fight them with your bare hands

Run

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