User:Jakkson Jones

The kid at every party that makes everyone listen to him play guitar? Jakkson.

“Quite possibly the best film this year.”

– Time Magazine on Jakkson Jones

“I don't know.”

– Joaquin Pheonix on Jakkson Jones

“Bullshit, that cannot be his real name.”

– Oscar Wilde on Jakkson Jones

Jakkson Jones (Born Jakkson Jones on Friday, October 13th 1992) is a delightful young man who has authored the Uncyclopedia articles for MySpace Top 8 and Apple pie.

Biography

Jakk proofreading his first entry.

Jakk began writing fake encyclopedia articles at the ripe and turbulent age of 4 days old.