User:JackOfSpades/Baseballwarming

The obvious cannot be ignored any longer. How much longer will I have to be the only one that sees what is going on here? Baseball is killing us slowly and I seem to be the only person who cares.

I know what you're thinking "Oh, this guy is just crazy let's ignore him." Well if that's the case then answer these: What season is the hottest? Summer. And what season does baseball have the most action? Summer. That's right, baseball is causing global warming.

This isn't the only reason I think this, oh no. Let's look at the facts. Baseball starts when? Winter, when it's cold. And what do they call the first 30 games that don't count? Spring training, like they're mocking us. They know that if they didn't play spring would never come. They're training the weather to try to kill us.

Fact #2 when does baseball stop? Last year it was November 1st right before it started to get cold. Now some may say "but it got cold before baseball stopped, that means baseball can't be causing all that heat." Wrong, boyo. You see before the playoff even start, weeks before the finale teams are being mathematically eliminated and stop playing their hardest which is what causes the weather to change. Boom.

I don't care if you think I'm crazy even after all this evidence that I've presented. All I know is that baseball must be stopped, or at least slowed down before it kills all of us. And if you still don't believe me then I challenge you to pay better attention this year. Spring training starts on February 14th. Just see if the temperature doesn't start to go up after then.