User:Jaberding/UnNews:Terror grips the police as the world donut supply quickly runs out!
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6 April 2011
EVERYWHERE -- Terror grips the police as the world donut supply quickly runs out!
Many police have gone on strike throughout the world as the price of donuts rises by 5000% as they dissapear box by box, case by case, SHELF BY SHELF!
There have been many generous donations to the AIDS (Actual international donut society) to keep research going for a new form of donut carried out by Doctor Cripplesack Hawking but... the ingredients and chemicals used contained dead rat plus baby shit so the government scrapped the research and kept the donations.
There have been riots upon riots in the world as the police stay on strike and over 10 billion people are thought to have died in burglaries, muggings, assault and practical jokes gone too far. some are even thought to have committed suicide due to not finding the funds for the donuts they need some even committed suicide in the stores where they got the sugary delight they crave so much... So sad.
This is ASTONISHING news i have been terribly saddened by writing this report. Thank you for reading so please donate generously to help a fat fuck today by donating to the F.A.T.S (federal agency of Texas states) or not... you know, i dont think you will do anything to help... please dont leave it to someone else...
so remember if you donate you can save a fat fuck like this guy from eating himself into an early Crave i mean grave
wait a minute if you donate it'll go straight to the government...
DONT DONATE!!!
By mikeman09975