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All your base are belong to us

English - Japanese - English

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IN A.D. 2101 WAR WAS BEGINNING. CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN? MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB. OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL. CAPTAIN: WHAT! OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON. CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU !! CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !! CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION. CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY !! CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. CATS: HA HA HA HA . . . . OPERATOR: CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG!! CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING! CAPTAIN: MOVE ZIG. CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Indiana A.D. 2101 The war began. Captain: What would happen? Mechanic: The United States, who set the bomb. Operator: WE to get a signal. Captain: What! Operators: To enable the main screen. Captain: It's you! ! Cats: Your gentleman! Cats: All belong to the foundation of the United States Cats: is the way to destruction. Captain: What! ! Cats: your time you have a chance to survive. Cats: Ha ha ha ha. . . . Operator: Captain! Captain: Every time a sudden change of direction! ! Captain: What to know! Captain: MUBUJIGUZAGU move. Captain: For great justice

English - Japanese - English - German - English

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Indiana A.D. 2101 The war began. Captain: What would happen? Mechanic: The United States, who set the bomb. Operator: WE to get a signal. Captain: What! Operators: To enable the main screen. Captain: It's you! ! Cats: Your gentleman! Cats: All belong to the foundation of the United States Cats: is the way to destruction. Captain: What! ! Cats: your time you have a chance to survive. Cats: Ha ha ha ha. . . . Operator: Captain! Captain: Every time a sudden change of direction! ! Captain: What to know! Captain: MUBUJIGUZAGU move*. Captain: For great justice	Indiana A.D. 2101 The war began. Captain: What would happen? Mechanic: The United States, the bomb. Operator: WE, a signal. Captain: What! Operator: To activate the main screen. Captain: It's You! ! cats: Your gentleman! Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States Cats: is the way to destruction. Captain: What! ! Cats: your time you have a chance to survive. Cats: Ha ha ha ha. . . Operator: Captain! Captain: Every time a sudden change in direction! ! Captain: What to know! Captain: Move cig. Captain: For great justice
* Changed to "Move zig".

English - Japanese - English - German - English - Vietnamese - English

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Indiana A.D. 2101 The war began. Captain: What would happen? Mechanic: The United States, the bomb. Operator: WE, a signal. Captain: What! Operator: To activate the main screen. Captain: It's You! ! cats: Your gentleman! Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States Cats: is the way to destruction. Captain: What! ! Cats: your time you have a chance to survive. Cats: Ha ha ha ha. . . Operator: Captain! Captain: Every time a sudden change in direction! ! Captain: What to know! Captain: Move cig. Captain: For great justice

Indiana A.D. 2101 The war started. Captain: What will happen? Mechanic: United States, the bombs. day: We, a signal. Captain: What! day: To activate the main screen. Captain: It's You! ! cat: Your gentleman! Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States Cat: the way to destruction. Captain: What! ! Meo: of your time you will have a chance to survive. Cat: Ha ha ha ha. . . day: Captain! Captain: Each time a sudden change in direction! ! Captain: What to know! Captain: Move cig. Captain: For the fair

English - Japanese - English - German - English - Vietnamese - English - Greek - English

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Indiana A.D. 2101 The war started. Captain: What will happen? Mechanic: United States, the bombs. day: We, a signal. Captain: What! day: To activate the main screen. Captain: It's You! ! cat: Your gentleman! Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States Cat: the way to destruction. Captain: What! ! Meo: of your time you will have a chance to survive. Cat: Ha ha ha ha. . . day: Captain! Captain: Each time a sudden change in direction! ! Captain: What to know! Captain: Move cig. Captain: For the fair

Indiana A.D. 2101 The war began. Captain: What will happen? engineer: United States bombs. day: We, a message. Captain: What! day: To activate the main display. Captain: Is You! ! cat: The gentleman! Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States Cat: the road to disaster. Captain: What! ! MEO: by the time you'll have an opportunity to survive. Category: Ha ha ha ha. . . day: Captain! Captain: Every time a sudden change in direction! ! Captain: What you should know! Captain: Move CIG. Captain: For the fair

English - Japanese - English - German - English - Vietnamese - English - Greek - English - Hindi - English

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Indiana A.D. 2101 The war began. Captain: What will happen? engineer: United States bombs. day: We, a message. Captain: What! day: To activate the main display. Captain: Is You! ! cat: The gentleman! Cats: All belong to the founding of the United States Cat: the road to disaster. Captain: What! ! MEO: by the time you'll have an opportunity to survive. Category: Ha ha ha ha. . . day: Captain! Captain: Every time a sudden change in direction! ! Captain: What you should know! Captain: Move CIG. Captain: For the fair

Indiana A.D. 2101 The war began. Captain: What? engineer: the United States bomb. day: We, a message. Captain: What! day: To activate the main display. Captain: You are! ! cat: It's a gentleman! Cats: All the United States has been established cat: the road to disaster. Captain: What! ! MEO: you have to live until a chance. Category: Ha ha ha ha. . . day: Captain! Captain: a sudden change in direction every time! ! Captain: What you should know! Captain: CIG down. Captain: Fair for

The above... - Hebrew - English

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Indiana A.D. 2101 The war began. Captain: What? engineer: the United States bomb. day: We, a message. Captain: What! day: To activate the main display. Captain: You are! ! cat: It's a gentleman! Cats: All the United States has been established cat: the road to disaster. Captain: What! ! MEO: you have to live until a chance. Category: Ha ha ha ha. . . day: Captain! Captain: a sudden change in direction every time! ! Captain: What you should know! Captain: CIG down. Captain: Fair for

Indiana A.D. 2101 The war has begun. Captain: What? engineer: U.S. bomb. day: We, as saying. Captain: What! today: to turn on the main display. Captain: You! ! cat: This gentleman! Cats: All the United States were cat: the disaster. Captain: What! ! MEO: Do you have a chance to live. category: Ah Ah Ah Ah. . . today: Captain! Captain: All of a sudden change in direction at a time! ! Captain: What you need to know! Captain: CIG down. Captain: Fair