Google Translate (old)

Very very malicious model of translating.

“I must say I that of translate correct Google service, I use it to translate this sentence”

~ Oscar Wilde by Google translator

The translator of Google is worldwide known as the most poor translator on the Internet. To deal about thirty languages of which no will really have any sense as soon as you use it. Speak to a foreigner with the speech taken directly by the translator Google and every simple person will have within reach voice marked a pause which they made to bellow in the laugh in the complete incompetence of your addresses of language. And it is only if the foreigners being discussed have reason of beneficial humour. If they do not make, you will probably end up killed, or having to made to kick at least taken by force and fact to shout by government authorities.

Examples of the AMAZING translations by Google Translator

This is what happens when you translate something in Google translator and back again. think about it next time you use it...

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Original text

At the dawn of health products there was a demijohn entitled Howard, who left rather abruptly for Spain, where he flew to America in a ferry. He then was teleported to France, where a giant farting lesbian penguin fell on him due to gravity. He then redirected his efforts towards an akimbo limbed sour lemon flavoured bon–bon with aspects for world domination. The end.

English – German - English

At the beginning of health products, there was a demijohn claim Howard who left abruptly and not for Spain, where he flew to America in a ferry. He was then teleported to France, where a huge lesbian Farting Penguins fell on him due to gravity. He then redirected his efforts towards a akimbo limbed sour lemon-flavored bon bon with aspects of the world. The end.

English – German – English – Czech - English

At the beginning of medical products, was demijohn Howard maintains that he left suddenly and not in Spain, where he flew to America on the ferry. He was then teleported to France, where a huge lesbian farting Penguins fell on him due to gravity. He redirected its efforts toward akimbo limbed sour lemon-flavored bon bon with aspects of the world. It is the end.

English – German – English – Czech – English – Hebrew - English

At the beginning of medical products, was demijohn Howard maintains that he left and Spain, where he flew to America on the ferry. He was then teleported to France, where a huge lesbian farting penguins fell on him because of gravity. He directed their efforts toward akimbo limbed sour lemon-flavored Bon Bon with aspects of the world. This is the end.

English – German – English – Czech – English – Hebrew – English – Vietnamese – English…

At the beginning of medical products, demijohn Howard has been maintained for the left and Spain, where the Americans flew on to the ferry. Then, he was teleported to France, where a large number of Lesbian farting penguins fell into it by risk. He directed all their efforts toward akimbo limbed sour lemon-flavored Bon Bon with aspects of the world. This is the end.

English - Italian - English

At the dawn of health products there was a carboy right Howard, who left a little 'sharply in Spain, where he flew to America on a ferry. Then he was transported to France, where a giant penguin lesbian farting fell on him due to gravity. Then redirected his efforts toward a akimbo limbed sour taste of lemon bon-bon with aspects to world domination. The end.

As above – Lithuanian - English

At the beginning of medical products, demijohn Howard, was left for the left and Spain, when the Americans flew to the ferry. Then it was teleported to France, where many lesbian Farting penguins fell into the venture. It all its efforts directed to the side limbed sour lemon-flavored Bon Bon with aspects of the world. This is the end.

As above – German – English

At the beginning of medical products, demijohn Howard, remained for the left and Spain when the Americans flew on the ferry. Then it was teleported to France, where many lesbians Farting Penguins fell into the venture. They all its efforts on the page limbed sour lemon-flavored Bon Bon with aspects of the world. This is the end.

As above – Filipino – English

At the start of medical products, demijohn Howard, for the remaining left and Spain when the Americans flew the ferry. Then it was teleported to France, where many lesbians Farting Penguins fell to the venture. They all its efforts on page limbed sour lemon-flavored Bon Bon aspects of the world. This is the end.

As above – French – English

At the beginning of medical products, demijohn Howard, for the rest of the left and Spain, where the Americans stole the ferry. Then it was teleported to France, where many lesbians Farting Penguins fell to the company. They all its efforts on the page limbed sour lemon-flavored Bon Bon aspects of the world. This is the end.

As above – Greek - English

At the start of medical products, carboy Howard , for the remainder of the left and Spain, where the Americans stole the ferry. Then it was teleported in France, where many lesbians farting penguins fell in the company. It is all its efforts on the page limbed sour lemon-flavored bon bon aspects of the world. This is the end.

As above – Japanese - English

In Spain the left and the Americans, and to start a medical product for the rest of stealing a ferry KABOIHAWADO. Later, in France, many penguins lesbian farting teleported down the company. The efforts of everyone on the page is the side of the ball in the hands and feet of the world's sour lemon flavor. This is the end.

As above – Chinese - English

In Spain and the Americans left, and start the rest of medical products stolen ferry KABOIHAWADO. Later, in France, many homosexual penguins fart the company long-distance transmission. Everyone's efforts, on the page is a party to the ball in the hands and feet of the world's sour lemon flavor. This is the end.

As above - Korean - English

Spain and the United States left, the rest of the theft of medical products to start a ferry KABOIHAWADO. Later, France, long a company many gay penguins room - distance transport. All your efforts on the page, lemon taste of the world saekom baleuleseo hand ball is a party. This is the end.

Original - Korean - English

Health products, people, not just in the morning there, Spain, the United States flew in on where he left demijohn Howard Perry was right. He France, where a huge lesbian penguins to break due to gravity, and then was teleported from him. After that, the limbs rods sour lemon fragrance - for world domination of rods and redirected their efforts toward akimbo. End.

Conclusion

To climax this article, Google Translate is a perhaps not very good thing, as noted by various of the public.

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