User:Intake360/Rosenbach's test
This article contains false medical information. Use only to attempt suicide.
And you don't deserve real medical info. You can go die now.
“It wasn't my fault!”
“Zoey...”
“I dont blame you.”
Also known as "the naughty test", the Rosenbach's test is performed when you get green stuff in your urine you nasty little son of a bitch. You all deserve a Medal.
History[edit | edit source]
The first Rosenbach's Test was performed on Micheal Jackson. He was suspected to have swollowed his own stomach when he got hungry. Later, after Micheal Jackson's death, the Autoposy showed that Micheal had wounds on his penis, possibly to remove the bile.
The Procedure[edit | edit source]
The test begins with the doctor pulling on your sausage for while. He then takes tissue paper to wipe and, if under ultraviolet light, shows green, it comfirms that either you got a very nasty girlfriend or you ate your own shit.
The Bad Stuff that happens if you DON'T remove your Green Stuff[edit | edit source]
The consequences:
Dont ever think about having babies again.[edit | edit source]
You'll probably zombiefy your family and your baby.
Constant pain in your Crotch[edit | edit source]
Not much need be said.
Constant Visits from Mother In-Law[edit | edit source]
She will go on ranting about how her daughter had nothing to do with this and start calling you a Shitface. She'll also call for her lawyer because she probably wont want her baby to be covered in shit.
Well thats complete Bullshit![edit | edit source]
Too bad for you.
Shit[edit | edit source]
Hey don't swear.
See also[edit | edit source]
External links[edit | edit source]
- N/A