User:InFamous ceRea1/Virus Shakes East Coast--Attacks cheese of all kinds

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Watch out for this cheese. It could spread.

New York City --A once knocked out disease: polio, comes back from the dead and attacks all kinds of cheeses so its compitition will be wiped out. The owner of the Polio String Cheese says he has nothing to do with it. "I had no idea... It was from our milk providers. We are the only company to buy from them. I am not answering any more questions." NYC turns to chaos as many New Yorkers realize they will be eating string cheese for the rest of their lives. Although smuggling cheese from Italy is now outlawed to stop the cheese violence, many citizens continue to do it for ever increasing prices. From riches to rags for cheese. Here is one unsupecting cheese consumer right here: "This is terrible! Im poor now just trying to feed my family un-tainted cheese. The government has yet to fix this problem about the cheese."

The polio virus keeps on raging through the East Coast. Cheese trade with the West has been completly cut off because of this deadly virus.

Since the begining of this epidemic, cheese demand has skyrocketed higher than ever before. "The demand for cheese has gone up more than the demand for illegal drugs considering cheese is one now," says a Mexican drug dealer. "I need to start a cow farm now to keep my family afloat."

This virus has now been said to travel be banana," says Environmentalist Mother Earth. Trade for bananas has also been cut of because of this unfortune. Doctors are trying to find a cure but it has become so advanced that the virus is changing forms. All eforts to stop this virus has failed. This is UnNews. June 7th, 2010