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DBSK (often stylized TVXQ) is a South Korean boy band formed under SM Entertainment (the biggest porn/music industry company in South Korea) in 2003, first marketed as the first group to have all girls with male genitalia, but as far as one can remember, these 5 she-males had had quite popular porn film fanbase before trying in the lipsynch area as males, so the plan had to be changed. Since the beginning of the horror, DBSK has become one of the most popular singing groups in East Asia for no real reason, gaining popularity in South Korea, Japan, China, Taiwan, Thailand, and other East Asian countries mainly as they have the face and body of a girl but male genitalia, so they can be of usage with both males and females.

DBSK (and couple other hundred names with TVXQ; Tohoshinki, DBSG, TVfXQ, THSK, TVXQ to name a few) is advertised as the singing and dancing "Rising Gods of the East" (동방의 신이 일어나다]])

Musical style[edit | edit source]

Although TVXQ was initially marketed as an a cappella group, most of the group's music is mainstream K-pop . Their debut single "Hug" was a bubblegum pop song, but their follow up single "The Way U Are" was a dance/R&B number, complete with stylized outfits and choreographed dance moves. However the song of their first album, '믿어요(I Believe...)', was a ballad. TVXQ concluded the year with a Christmas album that also had an a cappella version of "Jesus, Joy of Man's Desiring". With their releases in 2004, the group showed a versatility in style.

History[edit | edit source]

2003: Debut[edit | edit source]

blah blah blah, Hero gets fired, blah blah, Hero gets hired back.

Even a fan club was created for DBSK, named after the stars in the sky or whatever... Fans chose the name because in the group TVXQ (DBSK) there is five members and the name TVfXQ makes something on your computer’s keyboard or something.

2004[edit | edit source]

DBSK had their first album

2005[edit | edit source]

DBSK tries their hand at Jpop, blah blah, it doesn‘t work, blah blah. DBSK tries harder… and it works... kinda, with ’’Stay with Me Tonight” which tells the hardship to get a lover to stay with them the night, as they have the image of a girl but still male genitals.

2006[edit | edit source]

DBSK started making more money with a completely useless DVD called All About TVXQ that basically followed their days in the industry. The DVD became the best-selling DVD for 2006 in South Korea, with sales of 400,000, then after the high sale-rates (unfortunately) the co-producer of the TVXQ DVD, decided to release All About TVXQ season 2 in a 5 DVD box set in 2007 *face palm*

DBSK releases a new lackluster song Fighting Spirid of something something. Blah Blah, they return to their motherland, blah blah.

2007[edit | edit source]

Porn.com sells for $9 million

2008[edit | edit source]

DBSK does a song with Japanese monster Koda Kumi... the song turns out pretty good

2009: DBSK sues S/M[edit | edit source]

~To Be Continued~ follow as the group starts to fall apart…

Members[edit | edit source]

yeah this is a "pretty boy"

Kim JunSu was the first member to join. He enjoyed singing at his church when he was young. and when the raping got too boring she-he at the age of 12 was brought into S/M Entertainment through a televised talent search with Moon Hee Jun (WHO!?!?) and Kangta (again WHO!?!?) from H.O.T.(a band maybe....) as judges. so called "vocals" won over the judges and won him thorough training for the next six years. After three years of training, he was supposed to debut, but puberty caused his voice skills to change and he was unable to sing until it ended after another three years. After six years, he debuted as Xiah Junsu. Xiah is pronounced Shee-ah in Korean(like someone cares). Xiah is a crappy name he himself chose to be his alias, explaining to his fans that the name was short for "Asia," as Asia is pronounced "a-shee-ya" (going back to his raping days) in Korean.

aaaw he just got his first erection

Jung YunHo was the second she-male to join, he secured his spot in DBSK through a dance competition in which he amazingly won first place. but before that he had a role on a soft porn movie with a singer Dana and he even travelled to China as well to make a sex tape with Edison Chen. He depuded as U-Know a form of his real name YunHo what sound's like "you know" and that's because that the other members know that HE is the leader (YunHo knows you) and is some other bitch tries to be leader he will fuck them up. He is the second oldest member and the "leader" in DBSK.

Seriously HE was the best looking out of 5000????

Kim JaeJoong left his hometown in Chungnam to audition for S/M Entertainment and to become the biggest porn star ever (which would later grow to the form of lipsynching. When he left home the poor thing experienced poverty and strife before becoming a well going porn star later a “singer“. Kim debuted as YoungWoong Jaejoong his English name is "Hero" His manager picked the name Hero for him because he wanted him to be the hero of the porn/music industry the manager was co-running Kim took first place in an audition of 5000 people, both in best looking and best vocals so he became the main vocal of DBSK.

His kinda cute….. NOT! just blain idiotic

Shim ChangMin was grouped with the youngest aspiring “stars” in the audition. Like Xiah, he impressed the judges with his powerful “singing” job. He joined the band under the name ChoiKang Changmin but the "english" stage name is Max. ChoiKang in Korean means "the best" (blowjob) "Max" is the international name. Not much is know of him mother than his love for porn films, as he is the youngest and resident “ugly-one”

The emo kid is displaying the woman’s place very gracefully

He is the rapper...?

Member profiles[edit | edit source]


Stage name: Xiah Junsu (Hangul: 시아준수; Hanja: 細亞俊秀) / Junsu (ジュンス, Junsu?)
Real name: Kim Junsu (Hangul: 김준수; Hanja: 金俊秀)
Legal birthday: January 1, 1987 (1987-01-01) (age 21)
Real birthday: December 15, 1986 (1986-12-15) (age 21)[44]
Place of birth: Gyeonggi


Stage name : Micky Yoochun (Hangul: 믹키유천; Hanja: 秘奇有天) / Yuchun (ユチョン, Yuchon?)
Real name: Park Yoochun (Hangul: 박유천; Hanja: 朴有天)
Date of birth: June 4, 1986 (1986-06-04) (age 22)
Place of birth: Seoul {Jongno}


Stage name: Youngwoong Jaejoong (Hangul: 영웅재중; Hanja: 英雄在中) / Jejung (ジェジュン, Jejun?)
Birth name: Han Jaejoon (Hangul:한재준; Hanja: 韓在俊)[45]
Adopted name: Kim Jaejoong (Hangul:김재중; Hanja: 金在中) (now his real name)
Date of birth: January 26, 1986 (1986-01-26) (age 22)
Place of birth: Gongju


Stage name : Choikang Changmin (Hangul: 최강창민; Hanja: 最强昌珉) / Changmin (チャンミン, Chanmin?)
Real name: Shim Changmin (Hangul: 심창민; Hanja: 沈昌珉)
Date of birth: February 18, 1988 (1988-02-18) (age 20)
Place of birth: Seoul


Stage name : U-know Yunho (Hangul: 유노윤호; Hanja: 瑜鹵允浩) / Yunho (ユンホ, Yunho?)
Real name: Jung Yunho (Hangul: 정윤호; Hanja: 鄭允浩)
Date of birth: February 6, 1986 (1986-02-06) (age 22)
Place of birth: Gwangju


Controversies[edit | edit source]

Cyanoacrylate drink incident[edit | edit source]

While the group was filming a variety show in October 2006, U-Know was rushed to the hospital from drinking a beverage given by an anti-fan.[46] U-Know drank from the bottle, believing it was given by a crew member. Because the drink was spiked with super glue, he was quickly instructed by his manager to vomit immediately after drinking it. The Anti turned herself in the next day. The female suspect, whose surname is Ko, apprehended on October 16, was a member of an anti-TVXQ website for over two years. In a letter to TVXQ, she states

“ You watch your mouth! Ever since the debut you people (members of TVXQ) were so stuck up. (middle fingers) You people won't last after a couple years... You would be forever seen as some teen idols not real singers. Do you know your limit? [The limit is that] Only little kids like you!...I really want to kill you. ”

The incident still left behind unanswered questions, such as why U-know drank from the open container, and how the culprit managed to enter the building of the broadcasting station.[49] U-Know called the police personally to request them not to press charges[50] because "he has a little sister who is almost the woman's age."[51] Because of his request, she was not charged.

Filmography[edit | edit source]

Banjun Theater[edit | edit source]

In 2005 and 2006, TVXQ released Banjun Theater, which aired on Korean television station SBS, that featured the boys as budding actors. They have acted in their own one- or two-episode dramas titled First Love (Parts 1 and 2), The Masked Fencer, The King's Men, Tokyo Holiday, Dangerous Love, Finding Lost Time, Uninvited Guest, and Unforgettable Love

Theatrical dramas[edit | edit source]

  • [2006] VACATION

VACATION, premiering in July 28, 2006, consisted of four episodes and a special: Cassiopeia (U-KNOW), Beautiful Life (Xiah and Max), The Way U Are (Hero) and Eternal (Micky), which were first shown at Yonsei University from July 7 to August 8, 2006, and were later released on the third (C) version of TVXQ's third album "O"-正.反.合. as a separate DVD. The group recorded an original soundtrack which consisted of two tracks and their instrumental versions.

  • [Unreleased] Dating on Earth

Dating on Earth involves all five members, but only Micky and Hero are main characters. The drama has Micky married to a high school teacher (Played by Seo Hyun Jin from the group M.I.L.K) with whom Hero falls in love. U-Know, Max, and Xiah play minor roles.

  • [Not yet filmed] "Heaven's Postal Delivery Man" (천국의 우편 배달부), a seven-episode drama starring Jaejoong in the first episode, is about a man who travels between the present and the afterlife to deliver messages to people. It is said that this will be a TeleCinema - i.e. a movie will be produced in addition to the drama that will last about one to two hours.