User:Ianweller/new/random

Random Hitler Sighting Adolf Hitler was sighted in a grocery store today. It seems he was restocking his food supply for his underground bunker. After being spotted he ran (without paying for his groceries; the amount totaled to $786.86) and was chased by the FBI. He alluded the FBI when he ran down a maintenance tunnel and after an hour of the chase the FBI lost him when he ran around a corner and disappeared. He still has his little mustache. Prepare for the second holocaust.