User:I am a Jedi/game/home

You return home, broken and defeated, to find that the IRS is reposessing your house. You manage to find the head asshole and ask him WTF is going on. He replies: "You don't have the $$$ to pay you taxes, so our lord and master President Barack Obama has ordered us to steal all your worldly posessions in order to help pay for universal healthcare."

Your options are:

bribe him

shoot him

ask him to step into that dark alley over there so that you may continue your conversation