User:I am a Jedi/game/rebel

You hold out your hand and say "no hard feelings", but just before he grabs it, you pull out your gun and shoot him. You escape amid a hail of bullets as you meet a kindly old man with a "kill the IRS" t-shirt on.

Your options are:

attempt to patch things up with the IRS

join the old man's crusade

mug the old man