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“It makes me wanna poop off shit on a 1,000,000 story building”

~ Oscar Wilde

“Zeus: Hera, have you seen my thunderbolt? Hera: STOP INTERRUPTING ME, BITCH! Zeus: SHUT UP, WILL YA! Zeus: Now tell me where is my thunderbolt! Hera: Oh fine, it fell on Mount Everest! Zeus: WHAT THE HELL???!!!”

~ Zeus Contageously Asking For His Lost Thunderbolt Ending Up Screwed To Its Death

“Moles live underground, and clocks tell time... no wait it was moles have dicks for mouths, and clocks are for bitches... OH MY GOSH, I KEEP ON FORGETTING!”

~ Captain Obvious on his bad day

“King Kong is a variation of aliens from the Planet Kong, obviously, formerly leaded by Lord Kong, who's greatest assistant is Pac-Alien”

~ Denzel Crocker on King Kong's kind

“BATMAN TO THE RESCUE!”

~ Batman screaming in his Bald adventures on his arch-nemesis

“Ching! Chang! Pok!”

~ Two Venture Boys Of The Rock, Paper, Scissors Game Chanting For The Golden Harp, Which Has Been Lost For Several Years

“Leave it on the doorstep, and get the hell outta here!”

~ Johnny from Home Alone arguing with Snakes

“Eddy: Are you boring? Jimmy: Well, um... Eddy: Check! Eddy: Are you stupid? Jimmy: Well, um... Eddy: Check! Eddy: Are you an asshole? Jimmy: HEY! I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE!! Eddy: You're dumb!”

~ Eddy Confronting Jimmy In A Current Stage Of Ed, Edd n Eddy

“Uhh, forget things!”

~ Hugh Test on his stupidity and dumbness

Gorilla man says: "SUCK MY DICK, MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Sarah Palin, former goddess of the bitches

Pee-yu, did somebody FART IN PUBLIC?!

Two dumb actors in a 1920 film "Chaos"