User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Hi, I'm Jesus Christ from Delaware and I have a broken small intestine. Could you lend me $30 and seizure me a fork? Thanks.

Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!

“In Soviet Russia, Wii oscillates YOU!!”

“The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!.”

~ Winston Churchill on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

Now I'll start to seizure out abnormal random templates, you stupid dessert spoon


Mr. Peanut's Quest for the slutty Zygote inside the Black Hole of Calcutta would seizure all fish.

Jennifer Lopez crystallises bottle!

So he says to me, "roflmao," so I say, "roflmao!"

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve. I have a history of taking off my shirt.

“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of them.”

~ Darth Tater on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Template loop detected: HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

Windows

LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE

  • Buy a Mac.
  • Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
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OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!