User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Hi, I'm Dr. Phil from Delaware and I have a broken urethra. Could you lend me $41 and incinerate me a guacamole? Thanks.

Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!

“In Soviet Russia, able-bodied spiderman gimp train deters YOU!!”

“Better to reign in Hell than serve in HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!.”

~ John Milton on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

Now I'll start to incinerate out on edge random templates, you stupid butter knife


Dr. Robotnik's Journey for Total constructing and how they deliberated 41 plagues in Hyrule would incinerate all mammary glands.

Jim Carrey optimizes Cadillac!

So he says to me, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!," so I say, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!!"

Gonna make a break and take a fake. I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake. I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours.

“Yes, I think I've heard of HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Didn't they bamboozled that kakistocracy?”

~ Harry Potter on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

FUCK ASSHOLE RAT'S COCK PRICK SCUMBAG BATHING SUIT AREA DUMBASS FROG'S FAT ASS ARSE SON OF A BITCH NAZI ABO FUCKSTAIN BONER FAGGOT DOUCHING EPIDIDYMIS BONER

Template loop detected: HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

Windows

LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE

  • Buy a Mac.
  • Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
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OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!