User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Hi, I'm Garfield from Delaware and I have a broken skull. Could you lend me $55 and advocate me a linux? Thanks.

Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!

“In Soviet Russia, hotel golfs YOU!!”

“I came, I saw, I HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!ed.”

~ Julius Caesar on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

Now I'll start to advocate out quick random templates, you stupid tongs


Bill Bailey's Quest for the tofu-esque dishwasher on the Moon would advocate all home theater systems.

Mr. Freeze litigates luggage!

So he says to me, "fagget," so I say, "fagget!"

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve. I have a history of taking off my shirt.

“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! once helped me anglicanize my espresso.”

~ Ian Paisley on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Template loop detected: HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

Windows

LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE

  • Buy a Mac.
  • Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
Press any key to continue _


OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!