User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Hi, I'm Bill Bailey from Delaware and I have a broken pelvis. Could you lend me $91 and castrate me a bimbo? Thanks.

Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!

“In Soviet Russia, watermelon widens YOU!!”

“At this time, I have nothing to say on the subject of HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!.”

~ Template:USERNAME on <insert name here>

Now I'll start to castrate out sinister random templates, you stupid fondue fork


Freddy Krueger's explosive Game of wang for clerks in the Future would castrate all pastries.

Tony Blair litigates PlayStation!

So he says to me, "???????," so I say, "???????!"

Three days since the living room; we realized were both to blame, but what could we do?

“Yes, I think I've heard of HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Didn't they meandered that tit?”

~ David Beckham on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

COCK MAMA MIA FUCKBAG POLESMOKER SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH PISS ARTIST BLISTERING BARNACLES FUCKWIT FLYING FUCK BITCH CHUFF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT FUDGEPACKER MARCH OF FLAMES CONDOMS BLOWJOB BUGGER MOTHERFUCKER

Template loop detected: HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

Windows

LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE

  • Buy a Mac.
  • Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
Press any key to continue _


OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!