User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Hi, I'm Tom Osborne from Delaware and I have a broken leg. Could you lend me $20 and whack me a xenomorph? Thanks.

Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!

“In Soviet Russia, Cadillac dehydrates YOU!!”

“Damn the HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!s! Full speed ahead!”

~ David Farragut on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

Now I'll start to whack out Pastafarian random templates, you stupid chainsaw


Stephen Sondheim's Quest for the dismal Operating theater inside a chocolate-covered black hole would whack all leashes.

Leonard Bernstein writes bimbo!

So he says to me, "lol wtf," so I say, "lol wtf!"

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will.

“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! once helped me ablate my lucky bastard.”

~ Crom on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

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Template loop detected: HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!

Windows

LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D

The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE

  • Buy a Mac.
  • Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
Press any key to continue _


OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!