User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
Hi, I'm Tom Osborne from Delaware and I have a broken leg. Could you lend me $20 and whack me a xenomorph? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, Cadillac dehydrates YOU!!”
“Damn the HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!s! Full speed ahead!”
Now I'll start to whack out Pastafarian random templates, you stupid chainsaw
Stephen Sondheim's Quest for the dismal Operating theater inside a chocolate-covered black hole would whack all leashes.
Leonard Bernstein writes bimbo!
So he says to me, "lol wtf," so I say, "lol wtf!"
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will.
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! once helped me ablate my lucky bastard.”
RAT'S COCK TOWELHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICKHEAD BALLS CLEMEN CHUFF BOOBS CODEINE IS A QUEER MINORITIES DOT HEAD I'LL RAPE YOU CHIGGER JOHN ELWAY NIPPLES FEMADOM FUCK COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT
Template loop detected: HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!