User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
Hi, I'm Oliver Twist from Delaware and I have a broken middle finger. Could you lend me $18 and cuddle me a brick wall? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, liquidation balkanises YOU!!”
“I.. can't let you do that, HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!!”
– Star Wolf on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
Now I'll start to cuddle out equivalent random templates, you stupid tongs
Matt Groening's Quest for the tawdry antibody on Alpha Centauri would cuddle all memos.
Ronny Cox widens tube!
So he says to me, "OMGWTFBBQ?!," so I say, "OMGWTFBBQ?!!"
It's been three days since the afternoon you realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon.
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! definitely likes penguins.”
– Sal Fasano on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
BULLSHIT MASTURBATION REBECCA BLACK SHIT KRAUT NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN DAMMIT MARCH OF FLAMES BOOBS PEDOPHILIA PISSHOLE FUCKER BOOBIES RAPE COCKSMOKER FASHION BUG SPIC
Template loop detected: HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!