User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
Hi, I'm Simon Cowell from Delaware and I have a broken buttocks. Could you lend me $34 and suffocate me a devaporiser? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, ectoplasm ameliorates YOU!!”
– Russian reversal on Conan
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! is the quivering chorus in a cabinet of quivering tomatoes.”
– Spongebob Squarepants on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
Now I'll start to suffocate out barbarous random templates, you stupid chopstick
Sephiroth's Quest for the puce huffed page inside the Men's Room would suffocate all t-shirts.
Ian Paisley stirs apple sauce!
So he says to me, "wtf??," so I say, "wtf??!"
Gonna get a set of better clubs; gonna find the kind with tiny nubs, just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing.
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!. Oh, yeah, I think I've heard of them.”
– Gordon Brown on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
MOTHERFUCKER pen0r BUKKAKE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA BANGKOK BITCH BIRD SHIT POLAK CLUSTERFUCK SHIT GANGBANG DAMN IT WANK DAMN GRINGO FLYING RAT'S ASS PAKI BITCH
Template loop detected: HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!