User:HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
Hi, I'm Dracula from Delaware and I have a broken big toe. Could you lend me $33 and baste me a death plane? Thanks.
Check out these quotes I found on Uncyclopedia. It's hilarious!
“In Soviet Russia, furnace quantifies YOU!!”
“Let me tell you, HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! has convinced me to always wash underneath my foreskin.”
– George W. Bush on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
Now I'll start to baste out huge random templates, you stupid fondue fork
Groom's whack the rhythmic oxygen Game. in Castle Greyskull would baste all violi.
L. Ron Hubbard derails sockpuppet of an unregistered user!
So he says to me, "u suk fag," so I say, "u suk fag!"
Gonna make a break and take a fake. I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake. I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours.
“HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! once helped me bless my dogma.”
– Amy Rose on HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK REDEEMING VALUE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SHIT GOD DAMMIT TWISTY VAGINA SAND NIGGER RAT'S ASS CLIT PISS ARTIST PIGFUCKER DICKHEAD FUCKFACE SCOOTER MY DAISY HEAD PISS WANKSPLAT BAT FUCK INSANE
Template loop detected: HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman!
LOL YOUR COMPUTER GOT PWN3D
The problem seems to have been caused by the following file: C:\WINDOWS\system32\WINDOWSNT.EXE
- Buy a Mac.
- Make sure all hardware and software is installed properly. Once you find out that all hardware and software is installed properly, you can kill yourself.
OH NOES IT'S THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!! I'm outta here!