User:Holden Caulfeild/Wolfram & Hart

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Wolfram & Hart: Attorneys at Law is a fictional international and interdimensional law firm with its headquarters in Los Angeles. The firm often competes with Dewey, Cheatem & Howe. Like its rival, WH employs attorneys who lack morality.

History[edit | edit source]

The firm has publized little information of its history. It was apparently founded when a caveman clubbed his neighbor and watched in fascination as his brains oozed out in the dirt.

Divisions[edit | edit source]

  • Legal This department serves to represent clients. These people are typically mad scientists or corrupt senators. The firm believes these people deserve a bullshit.
  • Science This department takes care of scientific research. This is run by Wilfred
  • Real Estate Since being lawyers is not evil enough.
  • Research and Intelligence, Special Projects, and Interment Acquisitions are refuse to dispel information, except that SP is run by Holland Manners.

Rivalry with Dewey, Cheatem & Howe[edit | edit source]

The two firms are tied at first on US & World Report's List of Evil Law Firms (Calling a law firm evil is like calling a fire truck red.In fact, not even; when I was living in Boston I saw a yellow fire truck. I also read a book from the library that had a picture of a blue one). They are the most popular among evil people.