User:HerrDoktor/Giant Isopod

Giant isopods, just as dogs, like to be fondled in the belly

Giant Isopods (Bathynomus giganteus, Latin for "giant roach in your bath tube") are deep sea crustaceans, related to the common rolly polly, armadillo bug, woodlice, you name it. Even being relatives, they don't ask pollies for their power drill, and are much, much bigger. Also, people who find one of those bellow a stone a very less likely to go "yeeeh, cute!", instead they will "Oww, an armadillo! Huh, George, how many legs does an armadillo have? Four? Well... Six, seven, sixteen... Oh, oh...".